Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.