Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.