The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.