Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.