Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.