Do unto others, then run
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?