Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.