The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.