Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.