That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?