The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.