I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?