Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Do unto others, then run
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.