Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.