Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Do unto others, then run