Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.