Do unto others, then run
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?