I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.