You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.
I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.