You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.