If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.
Bernard ManningI'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
Bernard ManningWe used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
Bernard Manning