I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.
You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.