If Hollywood didn't work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.

I think men have got to change an awful lot. They still prefer the little woman.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

Pray to God and say the lines.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.