Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin
Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.