Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

I have the backbone of an eel.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.