Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
Bill BaileyI once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
Bill BaileyAdd a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Bill BaileyWithout the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
Bill BaileyTelevision is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.
Bill BaileyOf course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.
Bill Bailey