I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn't me.
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.
Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!