A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.