Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
Bill BaileyWhat I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
Bill BaileyMarijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
Bill Bailey