A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

This shed does not contain me.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.