I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?