American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.