The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine