Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.