Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.