I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.