Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn't me.