Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.

This shed does not contain me.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.