Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!

The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.