I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.