Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
Bill BaileyI suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
Bill BaileyI'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.
Bill BaileyNot so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.
Bill Bailey