I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all.