Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

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