Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.
The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'