I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster