I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.