[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is "looking for". Just say what you think is funny. .

My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

Like I said, you guys in the media will treat the dumbest jack**s in the entire f***ng world like they won a Pulitzer prize for journalism and will put that level of weight on it, like they're an ambassador to some country we're trying to establish trade with.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.