Like I said, you guys in the media will treat the dumbest jack**s in the entire f***ng world like they won a Pulitzer prize for journalism and will put that level of weight on it, like they're an ambassador to some country we're trying to establish trade with.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.