I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.