People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Romance is a different word than sexual contact.