People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.