People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.