Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

The heart of marriage is memories.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.