A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

How long can you tread water?