There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.