What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.