I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
Don't talk yourself into not being you.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.