Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Romance is a different word than sexual contact.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.