Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill CosbyI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill CosbyThere are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.
Bill CosbyIn order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby