Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.