Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Bill CosbyWhat is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.
Bill CosbyThere are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
Bill CosbyI am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Bill CosbyWe spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about.
Bill Cosby