Old is always fifteen years from now.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.