Old is always fifteen years from now.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

All Children Have Brain Damage!