Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."