Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'