If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.