If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm Negro. And we both see things the same way. That must mean that we are alike..... So I figure I'm doing as much for good race relations as the next guy.

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.