God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.