God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?