Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.