Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.