The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.