It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
Bill CosbyAny man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill CosbyI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill CosbyAmong the guitarists, Wes Montgomery is fantastic. He's always good to let you know what the art form is all about. It's the same still life that everybody is painting, but in comes Wes Montgomery, and it's right there!
Bill Cosby