It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.