I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

The heart of marriage is memories.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.