The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

All parents experience the same problems.