No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.