No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.