No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.