No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

The heart of marriage is memories.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.