For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

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