And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

All parents experience the same problems.