The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.