The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!